New SatisFIRE from Quiznos

Quiznos has teamed up with Twentieth Century Fox’s movie “Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials” and a part of the promotion includes a new Quiznos sandwich called the SatisFIRE.  The SatisFIRE features slow-roasted pulled pork, honey ham, bacon, cheddar cheese, serrano pepper aioli, sautéed onions, fresh jalapenos, pickles, lettuce and tomatoes on ciabatta bread.  Available for a limited time only.


11 comments on “New SatisFIRE from Quiznos

  1. Rehnberg says:

    That actually sounds pretty damn good….too bad all 3 quiznos that were within reasonable driving distance from me just like 3-4 years ago have all gone out of business.

  2. Sean says:

    I think it’s probably safe to say that all Quiznos items are now available for a “Limited Time Only”

  3. Alex says:

    Great! Now to find an open Quiznos. Their failure rates are so crazy that it amazes me that people franchise them.

    • Robert says:

      That was due to major mismanagement, like, ten years ago. But you’re right, I’m outside of Chicago in a very congested suburb and I swear the ten closest Quizno’s are all gone. Couldn’t even tell you where the closest one is.

  4. Jonathan Wayne says:

    This looks okay, I would try it.

  5. Mike S says:

    That’s quite a lengthy list of ingredients.

  6. Jason Dorman says:

    The last Quiznos I went to had moldy bread. Disgusting.

  7. Bubbsy says:

    Two things Quizno’s didn’t learn from Burger King:

    – Nobody wants speak the words “Satis-fries” or “Satis-fire”. We get it, you’re trying to build a brand and create buzz words. But gimmicky food branding names are annoying and nobody wants to say those things.

    – Laughably, “satis-fries” sounds an awful lot like “saddest fries”. And so on.

    Otherwise looks like a great sandwich, really.

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