Going for the apple juice over the soda can sorta be considered the smarter choice right?  It’s a sign of maturity or something…?  And apple dippers over fries…?  Smarter choices…?  I guess it doesn’t look mature to still be ordering a Happy Meal and asking for the “girl toy” and pulling up to the drive-thru window with no kids and looking like an absolute creeper.  Yeah, I’m going to be turning 30 in 4 weeks.  Ah, maturity 🙂

ps: I got the little plush penguin toy in my Happy Meal.  Lay off, I’ve got a 3yr old niece.

8 comments on “Maturity

  1. skippymom says:

    My husband asked me to stop putting juice boxes in his lunch for work – he said it made him feel silly.

    I torment him with fruit roll ups instead. Imagine a 54 year old man unrolling one of those and trying to be mature about it. ::giggle::

    I applaud the happy meal toys for your niece. My sister did this for us and it was way cool.

    So is your pic’. Happy Birthday!

  2. James says:

    I’m pretty sure Apple juice has more sugar than Coke does.

  3. Kat says:

    I’m glad you got the mcnuggets and not the wimpy
    “hamburger” with minced onions and soggy lifeless pickles. I hope
    you got a dippin’ sauce though!

  4. Tracy says:

    No reason to be mature, it’s no fun to grow up! Thanks for
    the laugh!

  5. Shannon says:

    I like the post and how you wound up with a Happy Meal
    after making all those choices. I’m older than you, childless, and
    am never ashamed when I walk in McDonalds to order either a Happy
    Meal or a Mighty Kids meal. That meal is easier on me financially
    and nutritionally than a value meal. I would think that since you
    are already on the slim side, active, and a young man that you
    would require more calories than that. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I am eager
    to hear how you will be celebrating such a special occasion. My
    birthday will be in a little less than eight weeks. Being a creeper
    is a much better cause for concern than looking like one while
    doing something innocent.

  6. Adam says:

    Ryan you’re not the only one who does this. I was stuck in the SLC airport the other night and the cheapest dinner I could find was a 4.79 BK Kids Meal. I actually really like their Chicken Crowns (I ordered 6, they gave me 8, score!). Actually, this was the first time I went with their Apple Fries. I thought the fries had a completly odd aftertaste that was gross, but the Low Fat Caramel Sauce would be good on boogers. I think I’m gonna start ordering just the apple fries and sauce and a hamburger, dumping the bun, and heading over to KK and getting a glazed. Total price. Just under 4 bucks 🙂

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