RememBear This: Cheez-It
It is impossible to overdose on Cheez-Its. I know this empirically because if it were possible I would have. I’m surprised I don’t look like Boomer Bledsoe from Doug. Hands down these are my favorite cheese flavored snack. They trump Cheetos, Cheese Nips, Handi-Snacks, Cheddar Combos, Ritz Bits, white cheddar popcorn, cheese logs, and do I dare, even Goldfish! They are the perfect blend of cheesy salty goodness. They really should be outlawed, they’re more addictive to a kid than Miley Cyrus performing along side Adam Lambert singing High Musical 3 songs while making it rain with Pixy Stix.
I would literally eat them by the fist full. Immediately upon arriving home I would raid the pantry and empty it’s hallows of the nearest box of Cheez-Its, sit down on the couch, and commence my afternoon filled with an orange spewing laugh riot thanks to Zach, AJ & Screech. The only reason my devouring would cease was because the box was empty, oh that, and the fact that it was now dinner time!
They usually have them on sale 2 for $6.00 at my local grocery store but in all honesty that would send my mom to the market 3 times a week at the clip we ate them. She’d have to get at least 6 boxes (we had a really large walk-in pantry) to last through the weekend which included an all out Twisted Metal gamefest. Oh sweet siren song of squared salty snacks, how do I love you, let me count the ways….
This brings up a good question, what’s your favorite orange food?
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