RememBear This: Big League Chew
Look at that Big League BAMF. And you wonder why so many of our ball players are on ‘roids. Check out this guy… he’s chock full of them. He looks like Mark McGuire, Roger Clemens and Manny Ramirez all lumped into one. You better not be planning on asking him for any of his pouch…..”Get your own kid!”
I felt like one of the big kids with this chaw in my jaw. I didn’t dip into tobacco but I didn’t need to…I had my BLC! Now I was the BAMF. Don’t get in my way suckers…I’ve got shreds of pink rubber to gnaw on. Grrrrrrrrrr…(that’s the Bear coming out :P)
The sweet thing about this stuff was that you could wad up as little or as much as you were in the mood for. Forget having to unwrap individual sticks, who needs that nonsense. Grab your cap, your mitt, your ball and your pouch and it’s off to the sandlot (great freakin’ movie by the way).
What’s your favorite thing that comes in a pouch?
You’re in the big leagues!!!