Jealous: Cheeburger Cheeburger Grubbers
Are you kidding me? This is just insanely unfair…..I need to find one of these….and soon! I…..I just am speechless….how did I not know this place of fairy tale existed and how are they not on every corner or every block. If you’ve never been to a Cheeburger Cheeburger (as I haven’t) then here is what you’re (I’m) missing.
First off is choosing your size:
Our Famous Pounder – a huge 20 ounces!
The Delirious – 3/4 lb (14 ounces)
The Serious – 1/2 lb (10 ounces)
The Semi-Serious – 1/3 lb (7 ounces)
The Classic – Our “Beginner” burger. (5.5 ounces)
Then you pick your cheese:
American Cheese, Bleu Cheese, Swiss Cheese, Feta Cheese, Pepper Jack Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Provolone Cheese or a Jack/Cheddar Mix
Then your toppings:
Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickle, Mayonnaise, Relish, Salsa, Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeno Peppers, Banana Peppers, Guacamole Chopped Black Olives, Onion Rings, Tabasco Sauce, Ranch Dressing, Bar-B-Q Sauce, A.1. Steak Sauce, Honey Mustard, Heinz 57 Steak Sauce, Horseradish Sauce, Peanut Butter, Artichoke Hearts, Worcestershire Sauce, Coleslaw, Grey Poupon, Chopped Garlic, Pineapple, Teriyaki Sauce, Bacon, Sautéed Mushrooms, Sautéed Onions or grilled Portobello mushroom.
That’s not even to mention their sauces:
Creamy Cheese, Zesty Horseradish, Creamy Jalapeno, Sweet Pepper & Garden Vegetable.
…and then you’re telling me I can make a shake with any of these flavors?!!!!?
Almond, Almond Joy, Amaretto, Apple, Apple Pie, Banana, Bananas Foster, Berry Berry, Birthday Cake, Black & Blue, Black & White, Blackberry, Blueberry, Blueberry Cheesecake, Blueberry Pie, Brownie Batter, Butterscotch, Caramel, Caribbean Rum, Cheesecake, Cherry, Cherry Cheesecake, Chocolate, Chocolate Banana Peanut, Butter, Chocolate Cherry, Chocolate Covered, Banana, Chocolate Covered Pretzel, Chocolate Peanut Butter, Cinnamon, Cinnamon Bun, Coconut, Coconut Cream Pie, Coffee, Cookie Dough, Creamsicle, Double Chocolate, Green Mint, Hazelnut, Heath Bar, Irish Cream, Key Lime Pie, Kiwi, Kiwi Strawberry, M & M, Macadamia Nut, Mango, Mango Kiwi, Marshmallow, Mocha, Mounds, Mud Pie, Neapolitan, Oreo, Oreo Cheesecake, Oreo Green Mint, Peach, Peanut Butter, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Peanut Butter Cup, Pina Colada, Pineapple, Pistachio, Raspberry, Reese’s Pieces, Root Beer, Shake of the Day, S’mores, Snickers, Strawberry, Strawberry Banana, Strawberry Cheesecake, Swiss Chocolate, Vanilla, Watermelon and White Chocolate.
I would need at least a year of dining here twice a day in order to satisfy all the crazy combinations that are swirling in my head right now.
I think my first meal would be a Serious (1/2 pounder) with Pepperjack & Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Roasted Red Peppers, Onion Rings, Horseradish Sauce, Coleslaw and Bacon. With an order of 1/2 fries 1/2 onion rings. For my first shake…..oh gawd, I don’t know….how about an Almond Joy, Chocolate Banana Peanut, Butter, Covered Pretzel, Coconut, M & M, Oreo and Peanut Butter Cup. If that doesn’t kill me I’ll come back at dinner for my Brownie Batter, Cheesecake, Cinnamon Bun, Double Chocolate, Heath Bar, Oreo Cheesecake and Snickers.
I’m thinking about a Teriyaki Sauce, Bacon, BBQ Sauce and pineapple one too……and Bacon, Peanut Butter and mushroom! I’ve always wanted to try peanut butter on my burger. Goober burger anyone? I could go on and on and on with these combinations. Varta that’s it….if you deserve to be taken out anywhere this is it! What do you say?