GG Giveaway: Who Wants Some Free KFC?
I’ve got some $5.00 KFC gift checks up for grabs. Who wants one? Maybe you can try KFC’s Popcorn Chicken with your prize. Leave a KFC or GrubGrade related haiku in the comments for a chance to win. I’ll kick it off:
- Free Popcorn Chicken, (5)
- Free Food Always Tastes Better, (7)
- GrubGrade Giveaway (5)
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It’s no Chik-Fil-A
but I do love the Colonel
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Fried Salty Goodness
Get in my stomach right now
Thanks to a giftcard
KFC Chicken
Always Tasty and Juicy
It Leaves Me at Peace
Don’t go there often
Never had a Double Down
Or should I change that?
Doublicious meal
Be sure to pack the pepto
All for five Dollars
One Filet O Fish
Adorned with bright red ketchup
A brisk emetic
KFC is delicious
They always get my order wrong
so getting more free food from them
Makes me want to sing a song
Extra Crispy Strips
Is Ambrosia of the gods
Biscuits on the side
Why do I hunger?
Aye me, I just read GrubGrade
There goes my waistline
Good!
Love Popcorn Chicken
Yours truly reads everyday
Let me Double Down!
I wake in the night
Five chicken littles I eat
Kentucky Fried Open Late
Secret seasonings
and a touch of wheat flour;
grease is good for me!
I’ve never been a poet
But at least I’m doing Haiku Right
Now give me some chicken!
This ain’t worth writing
5 dollars ain’t much at all
Rather have Popeye’s!
It’s not Bojangles.
But chicken is still chicken.
Nuggets are tasty.
As a customer rarely seen,
The Colonel receives my money only occasionally,
For free I would visit.
Its not a nugget
A chicken has none of those.
But whats a popcorn?
Greasy fried chicken
Turning napkins translucent
Call me a medic
Chicken is yummy.
Kentucky Fried Chicken too.
Now let’s go get some.
They’re not boneless wings
I’ll have this popcorn chicken
Honey Barbecue
My popcorn chicken
Tastes better than K F C
I’ll eat it, for free
I must tell you all
I have not eaten Colonel’s
In about eight years
This pregnant woman
needs to fill her craving for
crispy fried chicken!
I need five dollars
to buy fried popcorn chicken
please, please select me
i want a couple double downs
to help pack on the pounds
grubgrade will help
with these gift cards they were dealt
(Hope you don’t mind if I do two here)
Chicken from heaven
Rejuvenate my spirits
Here! Into my mouth
—–
Trans fat fried Chicken
It’s bad for you, so they say
More for me, eat away!
Lions and tigers
And bears, oh my. I hope they
Don’t steal my chicken.
Looking at GrubGrade
Is Just Like My Fav’rite Porn
I have a Boner!
The Colonel’s secret
Spices and herbs cannot be
Beat. Love that chicken!
Hey look, KFC
I want popcorn chicken now
Free if possible.
I want some chicken
I guess just like KFC’s
and some gravy too.
Chicken. Fried Chicken.
What better way to enjoy
our fowl feathered friends?
Why try the chicken
The popcorn is much better
Don’t fall for the trap
Engineered sans beak!
Horror of modern science??
Nah. Urban legend.
Grub Grade: the best blog
Adam, he is my main dawg
I eat in the fog
It is not popcorn
A KFC specialty
Nor is it chicken
Box shaped like popcorn
A relic of time gone past
Now in ‘tato bowl
Next to liquor store
It’s a great combination
Helps with hangovers
Grub Grade is my fav
Fried Chicken… all the rave
With the gift Ryan gave
I love KFC
Give me some of that puh-lease
A leg? So I beg!
My kids get angry
When I eat fast food chicken
If I win, don’t tell
kfc would make my week
it would also kill my diet
but i still want to win
Popeye’s ain’t got nothin
On KFC’s odd poultry
Popcorn chicken woooo
KFC Chicken
It’s so so finger lickin’
Let’s get it kickin’!
I can’t even remember that last time I ate at a KFC.
I don’t do haiku.
Fried chicken, OH YEAH!
Grandma’s recipe is best.
KFC is k.
Grub Grade is the best
They put good grub to the test
So we skip the rest
Double down sandwich,
it will probably kill me.
I still enjoy it
Give me some chicken
I prefer ranch for dipping
Do I hear #winning?
I Ne’r done haiku;
For fried chicken I’ll try to.
Grub Grade is the best!
One finger lickin’
Two pickin’ my chicken spot
Three chin dip-drippin’
Have never tried the
popcorn chicken but it looks
like a tasty treat.
I love chicken and
Free chicken would be awesome
So I better win!
I like KFC
I like free food anytime.
Free food for me, please.
Tasty fried chicken
What’s the secret seasonings
Yummy in my mouth
I dono how to do these
But I want some free chicken
I win I smile
what better than free
golden, hot
yum
Fried Chicken my love
Come home to my arteries
My heart stops for you
Colonel Sanders
Is spinning in his grave-ey
Bring back the old taters
Loves me somes KFC and popcorn chicken…..also look forward to your food reviews each and everyday!!
Tasty chicken
Quick and easy
Chicken grease salt
since i was a kid
i really loved popcorn chickenhelp me i’m really high
ince i was a kid
i really loved popcorn chicken
help me i’m really high
Awesome!!! Free food!!
Five dollar gift check
Used it on some chicken bites
Now I’m on the can
I don’t like haiku’s
I do enjoy fried chicken
Hopefully I win
Popcorn chicken feeds
Gluttons of fried meat chopped
Morsels of winning
Finger lickin’ good
My popcorn chicken is hot
Just like my wifey
will you find me here
i’m way at the bottom man
grubgrade comment here
GrubGrade and fast food
The perfect combination
I want fried chicken.
I Heart KFC
No popcorn chicken, you tease
I’ll get wings for free!
My Kentaco Bell for some reason doesn’t do popcorn chicken
bro, hook me up, bro
oh i didn’t see rules
whats a haiku
i’m not educated
I saw this today.
and I truly love GrubGrade!
How’d I love to win!
finger lickin good
the way it always has been
and ever should be
KFC Boneless Wings
Served With Potato Wedges
Doth Make My Heart Sing
Diet Destroyer
Delish and hard to resist
Carne Diem, bros.
Late Night Hunger Time
I Need A Midnight Snack Stat
2 Days Til Payday
What is this grilled junk
Give me my deep-fried goodness
Sanders better fry
I never win these,
But this time I will succeed.
I want KFC!
I shouldn’t eat it
However, it is so good.
F***, I love chicken.
My Popcorn Chicken
Brings Better Taste to the Yard
Grubgrade Contest Yall
I love Chik-Fil-A
Always have and always will
Also K.F.C.
KFC’s Popcorn Chicken is surprisingly tasty!
Free stuff is spiffy
Even if it’s KFC
I enjoy fishing
Some persons are dumb
You don’t understand Haiku
Stupid people wow
GrubGrade is very awesome
I wish I could win this prize
I want chicken please
Chicken chunks of yum
Would be much better spicy
But will take for free
Oh KFC
you broke my heart
give me my twister back
My husband loves it.
So I better win a card
To make him happy.
I always regret,
KFC when it comes out.
But it sure tastes good.
if only it was
bojangles or, say, popeyes
but no, KFC
I love fried chicken
It’s not Popeyes
Free makes it taste better
It will suffice
Fried Chicken, Oh so good
With some mashed potatoes
It’s like heavenly
Fried Chicken, Oh so good
With some mashed potatoes
It’s like heaven
Love the eleven
herbs and spices on white meat
with biscuits. Yum. Yum.
Popcorn chicken great
Chicken popcorn not so great
I’ll get first for free
Yummy, yummy, in my tummy
I love mine with lots of honey
KFC is great on my break!
love that chicken form popeyes opps um KFC
Deep fried tastiness
Or grilled to suit your diet
Give me some Colonel!
I want one, when will you end the contest?
When I tasted it
I doubled down on LIFE, man!
Buns are for suckers!
GrubGrade is food porn
Delicious popcorn chicken
Get in my belly
Time for KFC,
time to raid /ck/ about
that deep-fried goodness.
Oh KFC, you
taste buds water at your sight
Lets meet in my mouth
Bless you dear Grub Grade
I could get a Double Down
And die happily
Torturing us now
Really? This long to decide?
Just tell me I lost.
KFC will be
Kentucky Fried Chick-
en to me. Always.
Delicious Goodness
I always want to eat more
Free food is awesome