GG Videos: Hardee’s Biscuit Holes Ads

Am I just throwing out these videos in order to bring on the offended? Possibly. Honestly, they are kinda funny ads. Leave a comment with your suggestion of a name for Hardee’s New! Biscuit Holes and I’ll hook up one lucky winner with a Free Six Pack of Cinnamon-Sugar Biscuit Holes and I’ll throw in a Free 1/3 lb. Thickburger to match it. Also, if you haven’t yet entered our Hardee’s/Carl’s Jr. Camaro Contest, check it out.
A vs B Holes
Can you think of a better name for them?

You know for whatever reason I actually find this whole (hole) thing pretty funny. Some of the other recent fast food ads kind of tick me off but I don’t know why these ones don’t do that to me. I really think the A – B hole video is hilarious. I do find it somewhat interesting as to how these companies greenlight these ads.
1Hole gobblers!
2Biscuitcles.
They are little biscuit nuts…;)
3Cinni Cinni Bun Buns
4Sticky O-Rings!
5first of all – if these had a tiny ball of sausage in the middle, they would be totally better, and they could be called ‘sweet sausage balls’ or ‘sausage love balls’
second – these videos are almost as bad as the padma/that girl from the hills/7 inches ad from singapore or whatever. “a-hole”.. c’mon guys?
third, and last – I’m sticking with these should have sausage in ‘em, but since they don’t…
“Sticky Biscuit Dippers”
or just “Biscuit Dippers”
because somehow donut hole seems right, but biscuit hole does not.
6“I guess I’m just a B Hole kinda guy…” Well, we know what he does in his spare time!
7It’s not very scientific when the guy states where each “hole” is from as the person is eating them.
8Goodness Holes
9Tasty balls!
10Chocolate Salty Balls?
11haha- I love the first video. Too funny.
12i have a great name for the biscuit holes. Knot Holes.
13although they make a hole in the biscuit. they are knot
holes.
glenna walters
I say the name should be DOBKINS. Why you ask? Exactly! That can be the whole nitch. For the commercial there could be interviews on the street with people mispronouncing the word and giving their own version of what they think the name means. And at the end have a little child say, “well whatever it means, it must be REAL good”. In the cuteset little 3 year old with dimples type way.
14Bitchin’ Breakfast Bites!
…oh, right, FCC. Then, either Blue ribbon or Blissful Biscut Bites. Why? Cuz’ alliteration sells. Dig it.
151.Awesome-O’s
16i agree with willrun4food’s comment
17lol